Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Groping Each Other

Because it’s just assumed they’re banging – Unless you count that Olsen twin business. – Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake decided to have a little fun at last night’s MTV Movie Awards by fondling each other while presenting the award for Best Male Performance. Afterward, Justin made a joke about his penis which proves his skills of seduction have grown equal to my own, as the prophecy foretold. Which is why I must strike him down before he follows down a path of hate, anger and realizing Blake Lively’s kind of easy before I can finish this Leo mask. Just a little more squint…